A question for you girls...

seriously. if you can get a girl to fart in front of you..and vice versa...and still think nothing of it..or laugh... then at least you know its geniune...(although..im sure that isnt something to work out on like..a first encounter)

that's the one you wanna keep. not some bloated priss who pretends her !@$# smells like roses. coz deary...we wake up to you in the morning! we know the real story!

people take themselves too seriously... they end up with bland prim and proper relationships..that drive them to cheat..because they just want someone they can feel comfortable with.... flaws and all.

get a girl ...who can be your best friend...hang with you and your mates... and still purr like a kitten in bed...

.feh.

Originally posted by liquid
seriously. if you can get a girl to fart in front of you..and vice versa...and still think nothing of it..or laugh... then at least you know its geniune...(although..im sure that isnt something to work out on like..a first encounter)

that's the one you wanna keep. not some bloated priss who pretends her !@$# smells like roses. coz deary...we wake up to you in the morning! we know the real story!

people take themselves too seriously... they end up with bland prim and proper relationships..that drive them to cheat..because they just want someone they can feel comfortable with.... flaws and all.

get a girl ...who can be your best friend...hang with you and your mates... and still purr like a kitten in bed...

.feh.

hahaha, that's true love for 'ya.
Seriously tho, it's true. =^_______^=

Hey I'm a girl! Whoo hoo lol I'd try the "Do you have a bandaid?" and they'll say no why? and then you say "Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you" hahahaha...

haha, this thread is still rolling..

nice one mschicamae..

and yeah liquid.. you got a point, starting out a bit ... weird, but probably the most important thing in a relationship.. not the farting that is..

no...no... the farting part was the most important... ;)

heh.
dont forget this one:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

o__O!

man this thread is still goin on... did you ever even go out p man?

Go Ugly Early. Find the lonely girl whose just a little off proportionally. By the time you're both wasted she'll be gorgeous and ready to go home with you.

"The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my place and spread the word."

At least It worked for me...I think.

yeah... random's technique might work, but I improved it a bit.
Get from the ugly girl to her hot friends! Always works...

NL, random, you're all going to hell!

They are from hell to begin with ! My oh my, what did I have in mind starting this thread ? Hehe, made plp think on how and why they get partners. Well, for one...I got me some ;) And I'm not able to tell how, 'coz I became one of those "not know your limit " kinda guy, for once. But that did the trick, hehe...Or something did, 'coz I ended up with a woman that had the same need as me. That is: Nuthin serious, just fool around for a bit...So that's what I'm doin on my vacation.

C'ya.