A question for you girls...

Cookie, I always thought you looked like a ghetto garden gnome.

I don't like in the ghetto! :mad:

so you're just looking for sex with a girl who's not "trampy"...suuure...

chris

I just always go like this:

Hey... well did you know it's national orgasm week? I HOPE YOU COME TOO!!!


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the "i didn't know angels flew so low" is good, man. Real smooth.

A tip, if you ask the girl for her number and she says something like oh my phone is dead orsomething, just say something sarcastic like, "you expect me to believe that?" Supposedly it works.

or how about this "did you hurt your head when you fell from heaven?" i have never HAd to use it so dunno if it works.

I used to have a website bookmarked with whole sorts of dumb pick up lines I'll have to find it sometime.
hmm there was one it was like, damn your soo sweet you could put hersheys out of business :D

hah nice

yeah definitely simplicity is best,
"NIce shoes! Wanna ****?"

Well guy's and Mara. I did it in me own way, hehe. I met an old friend who's been married and got two kids, and she had divorced her guy and come back to my town for the weekend...!!!

So...went up to her...blew gently in her ear (jesus :D) and asked if we should finished what we started 10 years earlier...She almost was unfaithful with me at that time, but stop it due to her husband. And, well, we kinda finished it, hehe...

Originally posted by Zyconium
I used to have a website bookmarked with whole sorts of dumb pick up lines I'll have to find it sometime.
hmm there was one it was like, damn your soo sweet you could put hersheys out of business :D

. i like.." **** me if i'm wrong..but isn't your name bob?" .

. thank you, i'll be here all week .