A question for you girls...

Hehe, a man on the prowl here...

Have not been dating for 11 years and was wondering what pickup lines is working nowadays ? I'm goin out to nite to see what marketvalue I've got at this point in life, so I wanted to be prepared with some golden lines like...

"Do you wanna feck ?" - Wich even I don't believe is good ;)
"D'ya wanna come home for a cup of tea?" - Jesus !

Well, you see...I need help here.

Well, this is kinda difficult to answer, since I have been out of the game quite some time myself...but I would say go with the "I'm not about to use some silly pick-up line on you" approach. Be honest. Tell whoever you choose to hit on that you have been out of the game for a while. Offer to buy a drink perhaps? Come on girls help me out here... :p Basically, don't try to be something your not, just be yourself.

I think "Who farted?" then staring at her might do the trick.

ROFL...Yea, I think the girl who wants me after that comment is worthy of me...Geez, Alpha, that made me laugh quite a bit, uhaaa

LOL, that was funny. But, would you really WANT a girl who liked that? :p

Njae, if I was to be serious I would say no. I do not want or am in persuit of any girl really for any other reason than pure sex, hehe. But if luck should strike me down, I wouldn't say no to a commitment wiz somebody within time...

But a farting lady wouldn't go far in a first try out...;)

hehe

Well, if all you want is sex...ummm, then look for a girl who has had a few too many drinks, all inhabitions go out the window after you get drunk....lol

Mja, now I start to sound very superficial (this comment will come back and bite me in the @ss, hehe). But ok ! Sure I would like a good roll around, but I have certain standards of course. Like, not to drunk, fat, ugly, unintelligent or trampy.
God knows we all had our share of those. And now I've reached a the age of awareness ;) and I can't go with just about anybody.

But I get your point, Mara, and that one along with your first post in this subject is duly noted (I must say I'd figured those out before posting...tho..) and I thank you for the womans point of view in this particular case.

ROFL, I really need a beer now...* buy's all forummembers a beer on Pank's acount *

Can I have an Corona with a lime please, thanx. ;)

Well, I hope I helped a little. In the end I would think honesty must be the best policy. I have had my share of guys trying to play like they are something they aren't and it just pisses me off.

If they aint impressed by who you are then screw em... You seem nice enough to me, if not a tad horny all the time.......lol

No no..

Go up to the woman looking really worried and say to her 'Are you alright?' She's say 'What? Yes. Why?' You say "Because you just fell from heaven"

Buyakasha

Or...(and i tried this and it worked, i hav a gilfriend now :D) Simply say 'I didn't know angels flew so low"

Yes it's cheesy, but i don't know, i think they like you even more for the effort and the laugh they get out of it. Good luck. Go forth and reproduce.