Oneliner...

why do midget's feet stink?









because they are so close to their a$$holes.

Hehe, nice one, but so mean.

There is a site called "avigsidan.com" in swedish that publishes "swedeswhocannotspeakenglish's" errors of speach.
And these are so funny you could die, for me as a swede anyways, you might just not have as much fun as I do here but, there are some sentences you might appriciate, like:

"My name is Göran – with two pricks! " Muhaaaaaa.(dots in english are prickar in swedish, so if you wanna say dots and don't know the word for it you just make the swedish word a li'l more english, thats the general idea at this site...)

I don't even want to comment upon this one, Lol:
"– The door went fast with such a smell so I understood that there must be a drag in the room.
" but I'll have to don' I, should read "The door slammed so hard, that I understood there must be a draft in the room"...

Ok, I'll stop, 'cuz noone understand this post anyway ;-)