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Sep 4th 2002#67655 Report
Patteman
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado?

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You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.
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Sep 4th 2002#67668 Report
PowerfulSquid
Member since: Apr 1st 2002
Posts: 1487
lmao that one's great. :D
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Sep 4th 2002#67673 Report
x_fusiun_x
Member since: Sep 6th 2001
Posts: 3893
lol... ive heard that one before but its still awesome :D
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Sep 4th 2002#67686 Report
xchanin
Member since: Jun 20th 2002
Posts: 378
That's pretty funny
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Sep 4th 2002#67688 Report
cybling
Member since: Aug 9th 2001
Posts: 2333
*viewer's descretion advised*

What's the difference between a speed monitor cop and going down on a woman?

You can see the ©unt behind the bush when you go down on a woman.

:O
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Sep 4th 2002#67698 Report
Patteman
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
Wohaaaa, That's LMAO material...I luv this kinda humor, call me perv if you want.

Another sick one wich no one will understand, I presume.

A guest in the bar turns to the bartenter, 'cuz he's drunk and wanna go home. "-Hey, could you please call me a taxi ?"
the bartender slowly turns around "-Certainly, You are a taxi !"

Hehehe.
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Sep 4th 2002#67706 Report
cybling
Member since: Aug 9th 2001
Posts: 2333
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God that's a sad sad joke...mine was much better :D
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Sep 4th 2002#67708 Report
Patteman
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
Yup t'was. got an other one...I'll post the 1:st part now:

How long is a chinaman ?

Answer that...I'll post the answer later...
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Sep 4th 2002#67709 Report
xchanin
Member since: Jun 20th 2002
Posts: 378
MY girlfriends dad told me this one...

What's the best form of birth control after 50?
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Nudity!
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Sep 4th 2002#67712 Report
*NL*
Member since: Apr 5th 2001
Posts: 2544
Originally posted by Patteman
Yup t'was. got an other one...I'll post the 1:st part now:

How long is a chinaman ?

Answer that...I'll post the answer later...


yes he is
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