Oneliner...

Wow, NL, It shouldn't be a questionmark after that. 'Cuz it's not a question, it's a statement "How Long is a chinaman !!" and he's damn ugly...

There was rumor in a monostary of some monks having sex even though taking a vow of sexual purity. The head monk decided to test his brothers by having them stand in a line naked with small bells tied to their *thingamagiggers*. He then had a nude porn star go up and stand in front of each monk. She stood in front of almost all of them and nothing happened, but when she stood in front of the last one, the poor monks bell started ringing. It rang so hard it fell off his *thing*. The poor monk, embarrased, went to pick up his bell. When he bent over all the other bells started ringing. :D this thread is gonna get deleted.

lmao..thanks, i needed that

lol... i really like that cop/woman joke... lol thats great... the rest of them are great too....

Heres one...
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?....


We better perk up or people are going to think we nuts.. :D

I'm wondering what kind of problem a person would have if their penis was able to rang a bell just by having an erection...

Originally posted by random
T The head monk decided to test his brothers by having them stand in a line naked with small bells tied to their *thingamagiggers*

..if it's attached, well then you hope it would ring when you had an erection no? ;)

Originally posted by Patteman
Wohaaaa, That's LMAO material...I luv this kinda humor, call me perv if you want.

Another sick one wich no one will understand, I presume.

A guest in the bar turns to the bartenter, 'cuz he's drunk and wanna go home. "-Hey, could you please call me a taxi ?"
the bartender slowly turns around "-Certainly, You are a taxi !"

Hehehe.

I got it lol.....bartender must be the drunk one! :D

hahah...no, sorry to say, but you've still not got the joke..

"-Hey, could you please call me a taxi ?"

..and he did call him a taxi.. very very sad joke..

Yupp, that's it. But it's one of the best jokes ever, I think ;-)

Well, the taxijoke was fun when it wasn't explained..... :D

The monk joke was fun when it wasn't (anal)yzed.....hehe.... :D