Women Drivers

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs , burned my "boys", and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!


DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

Yeah, and it's 6 times worse when they are over 65.

Not the boooooooys!

Do you drive in Dallas? You ain't seen nuthin 'till you drive in Dallas. People get dressed in the express lane.

People in NYC use public transportation.

And on the highway, I doubt that they do anything weird, just crash alot.

Up here in Minnesota, the women here drive like they were on crack. I saw this one woman driving an SUV and I don't know what she was smoking, but she ran right into the back of a school bus without slowing down at around fourty five miles per hour. She was fine, but yeah.

Or how about the legendary "no signal lane change"? Can't forget that one, boys.

Or... lets see... "Oh, I can take I-35 and there must be an I-36 that will lead to I-694." Yeah, shure, you betcha. :D

Originally posted by Zazi
Up here in Minnesota, the women here drive like they were on crack. I saw this one woman driving an SUV and I don't know what she was smoking, but she ran right into the back of a school bus without slowing down at around fourty five miles per hour. She was fine, but yeah.

that doesn't make any sense...
are you saying that if she had rammed into the bus
and had gently pressed the brakes (as she was about to hit
the bus) that it would've been alright?

Yes. She ran into the back of a bus, without even tapping the breaks. The car was totaled... but the woman was alright. Thats what I meant. I don't know how you couldn't make sense of that. :p hehe...

people in hawaii just straight up race. i was in one today with my brother and his friend.. his friend kinda had us on the start but we dominated the top end. so anyway, women drivers over here talk on the phone trying to switch gears while plucking their mustache and eating doanuts.. lol, most of that at the same time anyway anyway.

Racing is fun. Especially with a manual. This one guy in a Buick tried racing me. What a mistake that was. The guy bugged out at eighty miles per hour... hehe... :D