You want to see WHAT? Your county fair:

I'd like directions, hours, any info on special events, who won the pig races, a map of the fairgrounds so i could find the nearest funnel cake stand at all times, I'd like like trading cards of the drivers of the vehicles in the tractor pull. And a coupon for free nachos. with extra cheese sauce.

and where's the best place to park?? Does it cost to park?? Can we bring our own beer?? do they sell beer?? If you push over a mascot person and they can't get up, will you be asked to leave??

Sweeeeeet....cyan and deker, you rule! You've just given me about 10,000 ideas.

I'm an idea machine. If anyone needs an idea, I've got plenty in my 'Big Bag O' Ideas'.

Good, then give me the next $1,000,000,000 idea.

Your question does not compute. Too many Variables.

OK, then give me the next $1,000,000 idea.

I think I work with the woman on your signature. Her name is Pam.

Tell her I said she's hot, and get her phone number for me.

423-510-3631

That goes directly to her desk.