What is your war cry?

Sprinting along the hotel lobby, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Casual! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to spank you until you taste like chicken!!"



theese are very much alike ...

mine from that site is:
Lo! Who is that, stalking along the desert! It is Pganguly, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

But back in the football days mine was:
"Get ready (insert random female name here) I'm gonna make hate to you."

Which was followed by me plowing through their offensive line.

hah, with my real name its


Striding on the tundra, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Søren! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

The one from my real name is:

Who is that, sprinting across the cliffs! It is Paul, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries ominously:

"You in some s**t now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!!!"

*Edit*

I ran my full name, and got:

Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the desert! It is Paul Ganguly, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you like a rabid gangsta b*tch!!!"

Skulking over the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Mara! And she gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!"

I used my nick for this one:

Prowling along the desert, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Eris, The Goddess Of Wrath! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"

Mara :P

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the wasteland! It is Thehermit, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you with such wanton cruelty, you will not be able to see straight!!!"