What is your war cry?

"I'm going to bruise you until you pee fire, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

Those people can't spell. It's "nougat"

holy crap - not a poetic bone in my body tonight? bemoans heathrowe

"Ladies and gentlemen...meet Mr. Belvedere"

[QUOTE=random]"Ladies and gentlemen...meet Mr. Belvedere"[/QUOTE]

Hey, that's mine, don't steal. :eek: :p

Running out of the wasteland, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh TheGecko! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm seriously going to punch you to the moon and back!!!"

"My cat can beat up your dog!"

"I'm going to contort you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!"

Skulking through the wasteland, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Sidez! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

Sprinting on the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Fig! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to pulverize you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

"You go first!"