what's your favorite quote?

"Selling is legal, F***ing is legal. Why isn't selling F***ing legal?"

-- George Carlin

Everything that George Carlin ever said and everything from Pulp Fiction, and of course The Simpsons Quotes. That pretty much covers all of my favorite quotes.

Some other ones (may not be exact due to my memory)

"Procrastination and masturbation are both great until you realize that you're f.cking yourself"

"If you're going to do it wrong, do it right"

Ok, I have something not as dumb as my last post...
This is a hilarious page, I think, Seinfeld quotes, and a "quote" from one of the last episodes is

"We reversed positions so there was no funny business."
"Reversed positions?"
"Yeah, you know, head to toe."
"So what, your genitals are still lined up."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"

"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was convicing the world he didn't exist."
- Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

chris

"My balogna has a first name O S C A R, my balogna has a second name M E Y---*looks down at sandwich*....my balogna has a thrid name, M O L D Y...." - me

One of my favorite quotes is:

"Wisdom is the principle thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thine getting get understanding."

- Proverbs 4:7

Shalom

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.
-=Bill Clinton=-

I did not have sexual relations with that woman
-=Bill Clinton=-

"My weapon is my mind."

"Get all you can."

"Drugs are bad Hmmkay...." - Mr. Macky

"If it's not a rapper that I make it is I'mma be a F***ing rapist in a jason mask..." - Eminem