what's your favorite quote?

Just wondering, what are some of your favorite quote(s)?


Well, I believe drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't think drugs have done good things for us, I want you to do me a favor ... go home, take all your records, all your tapes, all your CDs, and burn'em. Because you know what, the musicians out there who have created the music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years .... reeeeeeeaaaal f***'n high on drugs.
-tool

I have a bunch of favorite quotes not kinda nerdy though

My fav. is "One must rely on himself" - I'm a very self reliant guy I don't want nothing from nobody not even my parents I believe the only way to succeed is depend on no one but yourself because when your ass is in trouble don't expect no one.

*Said after a disgusting tackle*

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I wrinkle your skirt, Nancy?"
-Me

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.............Jules de Gaultier

"See this? This...is..mah boomstick!" - Army of Darkness

My balogna has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R...

"I like cookies, dammit!"
-Me again

"Satsa på dig själv, runka i motvind"

Wuhaaa, thats in swedish and the meaning is that you should rely on yourself and do things for your benefit.

Directly translated (wich is the only way...) it reads something like..."Commit to yourself, masturbate in head wind" Haha, lol, didn't make much sense, now did it ?

I have no idea who said this one ..

"Never prioritize someone if you're only their option"

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." ~Stephen Roberts