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Off for the weekend... golf season starts

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Apr 26th 2003#101072 Report
Member since: Feb 17th 2003
Posts: 2450
hey malibu - here's a golfing joke to make you feel better:

there's this priest who really enjoys golfing...
so one sunny Sunday when he's supposed to go to church and do his stuff he looks out the window, lets out a big sigh and says to himself: "boy this would be a great day to play golf...." So he calls the deacon and tells him he's sick and wouldn't be able to come to church...and goes out to play some golf....
Up in heavens, God and St Peter see him... St Peter tells God... "Well - what are we going to do about him?"
God waves his hand as the priest is preparing to shoot the first hole.... and it's a hole in one!
The priest is can hardly breathe with glee...\
So St Peter says "My Lord is this how you punish the impudent? By granting him his innermost desire?
God smiles and says: "Well - he won't ever be able to tell anyone about it...."
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Apr 26th 2003#101073 Report
Member since: Sep 6th 2001
Posts: 3893
Hope you have some fun, where are you going? In Michigan? Just wondering :P Hope you have a good time and good luck
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Apr 26th 2003#101075 Report
Member since: Jan 1st 1970
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Gull Lake golf resort, fusiun.... between Kalamazoo and Battle Creek.
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Apr 26th 2003#101076 Report
Member since: Apr 20th 2002
Posts: 3000
Sprained your back eh.. that'll take like weeks to fully recover.
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Apr 26th 2003#101078 Report
Member since: Nov 28th 2002
Posts: 350
im golfin 9 holes with my dad (golf freak) tommorow. I hyper extended all the muscles in my back at my football championship. Have had a really bad back ever since. Im broken and im only 15 lol
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Apr 26th 2003#101081 Report
Member since: Mar 24th 2001
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Aaaah, I left work early today, walked 9 holes of golf, came home, grilled a couple burgers, planted some grass seed in my yard (real grass, not grass), then went to the bar for about 3 hours. I've just had quite possibly one of the best days of my life.
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Apr 26th 2003#101103 Report
Member since: Apr 5th 2001
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I never played golf, seems cool to do once though...
And dan, sorry to hear you hurt your back. Hope it feels a bit better yet?
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Apr 26th 2003#101125 Report
Member since: Jan 1st 1970
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I'm icing it down this a.m. and then driving 2.5 hrs to the resort, damnit!

Golf isn't something you do once, NL... you'll have one good 'whack' on the little white ball and that'll be enough to bring you back next time to see if you can do better... and the next time... and the next time...
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Apr 26th 2003#101127 Report
Member since: Dec 17th 2002
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i always thought golf was an old persons sport...:S maybe i was wrong.
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Apr 26th 2003#101131 Report
Member since: Apr 20th 2002
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you gotta be crazy, golf is for every age, it doesn't discriminate like those... other sports.
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