Off for the weekend... golf season starts

Off to play about 72 holes.... OF GOLF this weekend. Don't get in trouble without me!

I didn't know you played golf.

He doesn't...
Golf is just another name for having fun with women.
Damn you're gonna be busy :D

I've been going to the driving range a lot recently, I might be going to play a few holes soon myself too.

I'd go if the place wasn't infested by trees. :P

Today's Pollen Forecast for:

Forest Hills 11.8 High

- weather.com

MOTHER FRUCKSTER!!!! As I was carrying my stuff out to the car (in a hurry, blah, blah, blah) I threw my back out. At least I think that's what you call this, I've never done it before. I was laying on the floor, couldn't even stand up--called the 'guys' and told them to leave without me...

^^True Story^^

:( poor dan. Sorry you are hurt. My uncle used to hurt his back all the time. He would lay in bed for a couple of days at a time, because he couldn't move. But now you can hang out with us all day! Yeah!

Yah.... woohoo! /me puts on a party cone hat and lights up a noise maker.

/me imagines Dan laying on his bed in agony, unable to move, with a party hat on... hahaha.

Seriously though. Does it feel any better yet? Can I get you anything?

ROTF. And he's got like a noise maker in his mouth and like every time he goes to saw owww the noise maked goes "phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet" ROTF.