I Need Help Bad9-1-1

ive been messing with photoshop for the longest and I SUCK

i eventually gave up and bumped across this site


i need to request a sig?

ANyone have time to make a paris hilton sig?

or banner that just says

Paris Hilton

I would be willing to do it for some cash ;) However, normally people dont come and request a sig be made for them, and if its a "Paris Hilton" sig, it basically has to be rated PG-PG13 ;) Just to let you know...

I will buy your copy of PS for next to nothing, as a favour to you.

I'll but it for more than hermit will... ;)

Dude you don't need photoshop, just use my web site! www.paris-hilton-sig-generator.com It's quick and easy!

I'll even enlarge your penis at no extra charge! Just go to www.paris-hilton-sig-generator-and-penis-enlarger.com instead!

OMG Deker. Your sites are down!!!111

damn I really wanted to look into that penis enlargement thing - the wife is complaining about my puny 18 inch haha

Oh, ****. Sorry, I'll email my host and see if I can get them back up! Tell the misses I'm sorry, but if she can't wait, I'll satisfy her needs myself! Just tell her to go to www.cheap-plane-tickets-for-long-lasting-pleasure.com and order me a ticket!

haha...urn...does your wife read your blog? 'cos I'm thinking of posting a comment there with your post
That should get your socks so tall they'd become a wedgie :D

That would be cruel :p

yeah she reads my blog sometimes, but since I haven't posted anything in like 3 weeks she probably forgot about it. But you have a blog too! With Comments! ;)