HELP W/ This!!!

[QUOTE=mihai]haha OMG I didn't think you'd really take me up for it.

I had this client who was a doctor (the medical kind). He hired me to scan a few hundred photos he had of medical instruments and cut them out of the background and put them on a white one. He needed it for a catalogue. He thought I was pretty expensive and asked me if I could teach him instead to cut out the pics, adjust color balance and generally "make them pretty." He said he didn't want to learn the whole program thinghy (photoshop) - just "how to make pictures look good" - so I said to him: "you're a doctor. I can teach you that if, in turn you teach me how to diagnose diseases. I'm not interested in the whole process....just how to diagnose."

He smiled, shut up and paid me:D[/QUOTE]

Dude i seriously think this story is great!! Really you really made my day (well if you count 3 min. to midnight!!before 1st day of school!!!) And just wanted to tell you that i will remember this story until th end of my life and i will be telling it to ANYONE that tryies to be sucha cheap ass!! And really dude AWSOME STORY!!!
THANKS

Step one. Get 600 dollars, buy photoshop
Step Two. Search for online tutorials, practice.
Step Three. If step two doesnt work, either throw away photoshop and be upset or take some classes.

You are pretty much asking how to use photoshop. Be specific in your questions. I wouldnt just go up to a film maker and say hey I liked the movie Fight Club how do you make that? Do some investigation on your own before asking a question. The internet is full of useful tools such as google, just type in "Photoshop tutorials" and you will get a lot of sites in that subject matter. Hell even this site has a lot. Then after you have finished a few tutorials and have specific questions come back and ask us exactly what you need help doing.

Haha mihai your story is awesome... it's the perfect exemple that suits this topic too :D

I'll remember it as well, it's just great