QUESTION: Does this look real:

if not, how can I make it look more real in some which way shape or form???
Friend is trying out ways to do texter writing on the body parts/signs to make it look real for a business offer, he asked for my opinion on it BUT cause i know it IS NOT REAL its hard for me to judge it.
I think it looks okay, but it needs to pass graphic designer sort of people in business...

let me know, or if anyone can help make it look real enough? *including the tips to how to do it*

That's pretty funny! What a great way to get your message out!