My Portfolio (need comments)

when someone takes the nav bars and buttons away from their site, and I end up on their site, I feel like I'm being stuck into prison, stripped of all my rights. So, to escape from prison, I press ctrl+alt+del, for the task manager, and I kill that site.

If you want someone to stay at your site, there are MUCH better methods than trapping them there. Try some nice, original, interesting content. That would help, for a start.