Had to post this aswell, more fun

...wich could be somewhat, eh...irritating to some. It is not all positive towards women...Eh, I don't agree to all of this, but I can appreciate the joke. 'Nuff said, here it goes:

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let her cook in the dark.

What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks.

Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where her "breasts" went.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why did the woman cross the road?
What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
'Cos it doesn't need cleaning yet.

and i dont know why bitches are so sexist anyway.. nah joking.. i like the first one, that's really funny.

those are pretty stupid

those a jokes.. sorry if they offended you, they weren't meant to. anybody who believes in those has obvious soul searching to do. the bottom line is it's just fooling around.

Yea ! thx Pheeble.

lmfao, those are hilarious.

let me be one of the first ones to use paav's smilies :D

i wasn't offended, they were just knee-slappers at best...apparently i'm the only one that thinks so tho

welcome to imaturity :D

Originally posted by Pheeble
welcome to imaturity :D

that's immature! jk kekeke