And, again some fun stuff...

....CLASSIC QUOTES

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."
- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
- Mickey Rivers, baseball player

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
- Dwight Eisenhower

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, football coach

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

and if he wasn't in third position, he'd be winning this race!
- Murray Walker

Wow... I share the same last name as a super model... I diet on pepsi and chips :D

ROFL!! Read half of them before, but damn they´re funny!!

I think all of them should be =>

in slow motion, strangely, that bullet seems to hang alot longer :D