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May 8th 2002#46422 Report
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
I just have to post this joke I found 'cuz it's just...well:

"It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said,

"I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Sweden, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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May 8th 2002#46433 Report
Member since: Apr 24th 2002
Posts: 55
We should have a jokes topic!
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May 8th 2002#46436 Report
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
Most definetlylylyly, I'll post in suggestions...
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May 8th 2002#46437 Report
Member since: Mar 18th 2001
Posts: 1452
I don't see pank going for a jokes forum. I wouldn't hold your breath. The few jokes that pop up on occasion in Misc. don't really warrant their own forum, and work just fine here.
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May 8th 2002#46439 Report
Member since: Feb 7th 2002
Posts: 1564
Well, it's been done anyways, noone charged me to make a suggestion, and if something is for free, I'll go after it...
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May 8th 2002#46464 Report
Member since: Mar 24th 2002
Posts: 3114
rofl@the joke...Being from Finland and all... :D
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May 8th 2002#46469 Report
Member since: Nov 14th 2001
Posts: 1297
DAMN! That's funny - Tommy Salo screwed you guys up pretty good... Don't worry pal, Forsberg is healthy again...

good joke, though
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May 8th 2002#46500 Report
Member since: Mar 18th 2001
Posts: 1604
i've heard that same joke locally except the punchline was "my daddy works for arthur andersen"

chris
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May 8th 2002#46501 Report
Member since: Mar 24th 2002
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rofl!! Guess that joke applies to whatever profession. :D
...like "he´s actually a webdesigner"? lol
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May 8th 2002#46518 Report
Member since: Apr 24th 2002
Posts: 55
I didn't mean a whole forum, just a topic where we would post jokes, like in any other topic.

Here goes:

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
So their pants wouldn't fall down...

Why do elephants have red eyes?
So they'd hide in the cherry tree.

But have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Nope.
See how good they're hiding?

What did the Concord pilot reply when his wife asked him if he was coming home tonight?
-No I'll probally crash at the hotel near the airport.
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