Happy Birthday Mandy Moore!

She turns 18 today. Now us older folks can say the dirty thoughts we've all been thinking.

I say them anyway.

She was legal in south carolina 2 years ago.

Age of consent is 16 in Michigan also... wait, that doesn't sound good.

One thing I can say bout her is that SHE'S TALL!

nah, give me britney - she's nasty like janet.

and i think i read mandy's dad is a priest or a cop. much too straight of an arrow 4 me.

Yeah, but everybody knows at least 1 priest's daughter who was one of the dirtiest girls in school.

And don't get me wrong...I like Britney too, but it's now that they are both legal and I can dream of a threesome and not slap myself for thinking too dirty.

South Carolina = hillbilly
Michigan = hillbilly

I bet it's 14 in Tennessee and Arkansas, and I know it is in Hawaii (sorry Dek, no offense)

I don't like Mandy Moore. Or Britney Spears.

dude, how can you NOT like Britney. man, i have a poster of her on my ceiling. :D

to quote billy madison.

'soooo hot...want to touch to the heiny, ARROOOOOOOOH!'

rotf, one of my favorite movies

You could murder her mom while saying she was making you hot and she'd reply with "Oh, thats so sweet!"