can anyone design a site for me?

i need a portfolio site, but i have so many clients that i don't have time to make my own site!

anyone willing to design my site? it can be whatever style you want.

how long will it take? how much will you charge?

I'll do one for you for free. Can I use as many animated gifs and colored horizontal rulers as I want? I can have it by tonight you want me to do it.

Gee, I'd help just so that I could use your portfolio site in my portfolio site... as soon as I have time to do one for myself.

Problem is, ever since you made your new sig, I just sit here staring at whatever your last post was--unable to think about anything else...

hahaha@Malibu!!

i kind of need it sooner than tonight. animated gifs are cool, but i need my site to be all flash.

Well if it has to be all Flash, then I will be forced to charge you $18.34 for the whole site.

charm- you dont expect a very good looking site before tonight do you?

i have a design you can use that i made for class, its not flash but its really simple and it would be a nice quick one to have

http://www.kylesfirebird.8m.net(i didnt really have access to any graphics progs ;))

i need a site with naked ladies *wink wink* know what i mean? oh, april fools day is over...nevermind.

FigMasterFlash .... Fig I mean.
HAHA... Mad spamming for Fig

He's the man to hook up with here.

HaHA!