how lazy are you

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have:

3 children.

Here are some stats about your next one:


Sex: female
Birth weight: 6 lbs. 1 oz.
Length at birth: 8 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 14%
Most likely defect: old-age



too funny. what's a schlong anyway??

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http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/

I'm 57% pure.

you guys see the "deliver the dis" thing?

If I were the ruler of a dark alley I'd insert a branch in your ass, you premenstrual yeast infection.

Hey slave, you smell like a anus fetus jizz covered **** rammed scrotum.

Hey chicken bitch, your throat is nearly 100% blood.

90% lazy.... thats pretty bad.

It's okay, it not hereditary...or is it?

you wanna know how lazy I am.

here is a hint. I am too lazy to click on the link and take the test.

haha@AX

but, axiom, it has the word breast in it....and there's even a pic of a person in undies....and it's funny. The only hard question was the karate one because there wasn't a none of the above.