Deker, check your email...

Why wouldn't it be of any use to me? That church site I'm doing is hosted on a Microsoft machine. And I need a way for them to update it.

They want to update it do they?

Well you bow down before the might that is Microsoft, and I'll think about it.

That's like asking me to commit the unforgivable sin. Surely we can work something else out...

Well, there is this ..."one"... thing..............

Well it's probably better than that microsoft thing...

Well it consists of the Microsoft thing...

BTW:, I'm on my way home now, so I'll get on IRC soon as I get there (about 30 minutes).

Ok. I'll miss you.

Narrates: Matt leaves, only stopping to wave back at deker, who is saying a tearful goodbye. He shall await that moment when they can, at last, be together again and discuss that "one" thing that shall save deker from the thrall of (dramatic pause) Microsoft

you forgot the "duhn duhn duhn" part. That makes it soooo much more emotionally involving.

deker...touch me...there!!!

Matt. I need a job. I know it's cold in Iowa right now...But I have a thick coat and a new pair of boots. Give Axiom a job.

You have my resume.

Deker will experience the full effect of all that used to be Microsoft when he sees me naked, then he will be Microhard.




Ax, did you email your resume to my boss?