need anyone "taken care of" ?

haha I haven't laughed so hard in a while now..

hitman

I was glad to notice the're a humane, cruelty-free organization. Read the disclaimer at the bottom. lol

The testimonials rock:

"I had been waiting for a promotion for years. All that was stopping me was the old creep that refused to retire. Then he died unexpectedly of old age."

G.W. -- Chief Executive Officer

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So do the frequently asked questions:

Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.

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