I have a pile of takeout boxes about 4+ feet high.

On the floor next to my desk, i have a pile of takeout boxes (mostly dorm food and Panda Express) that reach the top of my monitor.

Edit: Got the picture, take a look at this. The scary part is i still played games / did homework / posted from this desk while all of these boxes sat on my left side. I pretty much just ate right there by the computer and then set the box down on the pile when i was done.



*Cleans up* ..

Nos.

Haha, That's incredible Nox. How much do you weigh? You must be such a fatso :p

hehe. Jokes
Marc

haha Nos I found you shoe!
Damn this is exactly what I would do ...but I'd get killed by my better half before the pile was a quarter that big...
Nos..you need a woman!

Nos..you need a woman!

Dont listen to mihai. All you need is to eat more so you can build it higher!! And when its too high, take it outside and keep going. Your too far in to stop....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is the funniest post I have seen in a while. Atta boy nos, keep it up. :D

I am not a fatso, i am 6'3.5 and 195 !

And i have a girlfriend, three years and running!

But she doesn't live with me in the dorms :(. Actually she thought it was pretty funny, i used her camera to take the picture.



Nos.

she laughs now, but if you get married, she'll be kicking your ass about it. 24. hours. a. day.

Wait, you mean marriage isn't 100% sex? :D

Nos.

Eh. My brother put it to me like this when I announced my engagement.

For the first you, each time you have sex, put a dollar in a jar. After the 1 year anniversary, each time you have sex, take a dollar out of the jar. The jar will never go empty.

Yeah Nos, I think you asked us married folks about the "sex after marriage" thing, and there was 100% consensus that there isn't such a thing....like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus...one of those myths that your parents want you to believe in.