A Tale Of Crap Pt 1

Here's the deal. Some of you may already been taking part of a thing like this but here goes whatever.....
I start the story with a full sentence. Next person who wants to join the storyteller's club for "teamsters" writes a new sentence that can follow the previous one and then it goes on from there.......Try to keep it as if it was to be a real story and we'll see what comes out of it..... :D
Make the sentence in caps for easy reading......

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A CABIN, LIVED A MAN CALLED WALTER.

Walter was a fisherman, a fisherman for all seasons.

Once He Caught A Fish That Looked Like His Brother.

This made Walter sad, because his brother had killed their mother.

Yet lo' and behold, what do we see, but young Walter's mother resurrected from the sea!

And darned if that's not his father walking behind her !

with a big, shiny, blood soiled meat axe raised above his head!