Fire in Bush's personal library

Associated Press News Bulletin:

A tragic fire on Saturday morning, Oct 10, 2004, destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman has said the President was devastated, as he had not yet finished colouring the second one.

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"Kerry scored many points with voters and pundits by finally putting to rest criticism that he's a flip-flopper. Kerry said, 'I have one position on Iraq: I'm forgainst it." --Amy Pohler, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

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Some light humour on both sides. :p

those jokes are shwonderful!