How to NOT open a bottle of whine

Yesterday me and my girlfriend was going to a little get-together at
a old friend of my girlfriend. This night we decided just to chill it with a bottle
of wine. So we got their around 9pm. I asked politely after a bottle opener. My GF's friend ran around the house several times, but could not obtain a bottle opener. So I got a thin knife. I pushed it hard into cork and could try to screw it up with the knife, at first this worked just fine. After awhile the cork started to break up, so I decided to push the knife further down, so I could get a better grip on it... it worked fine.. I thought! After some pushing I pushed the cork down in the wine, making it blast out from the bottle, just like champagne do.

It was all over the place, the wall, the blanket, my clothes.. in fact, most of the living room behind me. The thing that got it the most was my NEW 20$ T-shirt.
It is originally completely yellow, but not anymore. This was a great first impression on my GF's friend aight?

And just for the record here's a real pic of a don't drunk me :P
Here

Here follows the picture of my t-shirt:

Winy t-shirt 1
Winy t-shirt 2

Now I'm going to but on my headphones, pick up something to eat, play something and feel sorry for myself and my headache!

CIAO

Word of advice:

The squeezy bottles of colored Heinz ketchup have twisting nozzles that are kind of hard to operate. It's hard to tell when they're fully closed or fully open.

MAKE SURE that when you put them away in the refrigerator, that the nozzle is fully closed. If you're like me, you shake bottles of ketchup and mustard before you pour them, so the thin liquid is fully mixed in with the thick stuff.

I didn't get the nozzle on my bottle of purple ketchup closed last time I used it. Last night, I pulled it out of the fridge, shook it, and got an arcing line of purple splatters all over my kitchen floor, cabinets, walls, ceiling, appliances and on me.

Crap.

There are some things that the purple coloring is now a permanent part of, including the white shirt I was wearing.

Dang Nammit!

But it was  pretty funny...

:D

heh your silly :P I couldn't find a corkscrew once :/ so I just used vice grips and a screw! hah that worked great

Purple ketchup? What state do you live in again?

wow these kids are cool...

lol u23, I've done that before, but with mustard, I was not happy staining my shirt.

this is why you have to be 21 to drink...so you dont ruin your clothing.

chris

haha Fig. In my country Im allowed to drink wine from the age of 18 and I'm 19 ;)
I can also drink beer and alcoholic soda! (that's only 4,75% tho).

I DRINK WHINE.

...FROM WHINERIES.

NOS.

Wine is for sissies. Real men drink 80 proof straight up. No mixing, no shaking, no chaser.