my mom is nice and cool

step 1:
go to http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en

step 2:
enter the following line:
my mom is nice and cool

step 3:
translate english to spanish.

step 4:
copy the translated text, and translate it back from spanish to english.

I like pleasant, fresh breasts!

Hahaha, that is definatly a good one. :D

haha mmm fresh breasts!

:o
hilarious!!

lmao... thats a good one. when I go to mexico im going to be saying that, just to see if i get any weird looks. lol.

just enter mama and then from spanish to english

It's because "mama" is like saying "mom" and it's not technically grammatically correct. "Madre" is more like "mother" but no one actually says that. And technically "mama" means breast (I guess, I never heard it used that way) so it would translate that way in a translator, but if you said it to a person the street they would assume you meant mother. Plus they use different adjectives. "Cool" in the sense you meant it is not expressed the same way in Spanish.

Even better... Try the first post

step 1: go to step 2 of http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en: incorporate the following line: my breast is pleasant and fresh step 3: the English to the Spanish translates. step 4: copy the translated text, and tradúzcalo behind Spanish to the English.