Anyone here in (or soon) in the U.S. Army?

Well your lucky because....
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1030214.html?menu=

But...
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1030158.html?menu=

Enjoy...
Oh and please... this is just for fun.... Please don't start a flame war....

Haha... astronauts reuse their urine hundreds of times... the technology is advanced enough for that. Now the implant thing is a little weird... won't it slow down the troops? Or do women in the military not do anything in the first place... ?

I've got mixed feelings on the free surgery issue.

On one hand, the surgeons are gaining experience. Whether or not the experience is worthwhile to the American public, is a completely different issue.

On the other hand, my tax dollars are paying for this, as are yours. Now if my tax dollars are going to pay for U.S. Servicewomen to all come back with bigger boobs, then heck, I'm all for it, but for me to pay for every fat bastard to get liposuction is ridiculous. I think I should get to specify where my tax dollars go. 100% on boobs, 0% on liposuction.

Tax dollars to fake tits or tax dollars to school teachers...very tough choice.

Fake tits!

Both of those were pretty good, I should join the army in a couple of years. :D

That's retarded.

Nos.

We could turn this political of course Spectra, but you could just go read my posts in the other thread. There are better things to spend money on in education rather than teacher salaries.