Democrats Blame Bush for TV's Decline

http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=675

Ha, that's funny, says watcher of the show "Seinfeld" which was created by Larry David.

“Not to be outdone, a spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign said that if elected, Democrats will grow the gross domestic comedy product, or "sit-conomy," by 20-million new series over eight years. According to their new campaign website, www-elect-kerry-edwards-or-else-read-books-com, the Deomocratic ticket has a detailed plan to turn the sitconomy around.”

I love this article I found at the link they provided.

Bush Drops Out

"Now the question is who will be Mr. Moore's running mate? Will they stick with Cheney? "Actually," said a republican spokeswoman, "we aren't sure who his running mate will be. We don't want it to be Cheney. They just don't look good together. We have been thinking about Dr. Phil, Ken Lay, Bill Cosby, and Steve Rauschenberger, who is currently the Illinois senator. They would all be great candidates. We are however leaning towards Phil."

Makes me giggle. Tee hee.

Yeah, that place is like the Onion. It's fake news.

Nos.

wait...the onion isn't real?