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May 25th 2004#151400 Report
Member since: Aug 28th 2001
Posts: 970
I guess its a step up from a pillow case filled with door knobs.
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May 25th 2004#151420 Report
Member since: Jan 14th 2003
Posts: 942
LOL flack..

Nos.
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May 25th 2004#151448 Report
Member since: May 27th 2002
Posts: 627
lol

Rare indo persian iron demonheaded mace, the head and shaft are hollow and with floral engravings. the demon head evolved from the bullsheadmace and can be dated end of 1800s.


you cant write that kind of comedy.... come on... what, i ask, is the point, in FLORAL ENGRAVINGS ON A MACE.

"oh thats a nice pattern"
"is it?.. *SMASH*"
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May 25th 2004#151455 Report
Member since: Sep 29th 2003
Posts: 1496
LOL, this is hilarious. I am with the "fend of 'would be' purse snatchers" idea.
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May 26th 2004#151465 Report
Member since: Jun 3rd 2003
Posts: 1867
I want to meet the sick man who made up the mace. Who was sitting there with a chain with a steel sphere at the end of it, thinking to himself, "You know something? That 100 pound steel ball just isn't dangerous enough." And so he added spikes. Gruesomely Delicious!
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May 26th 2004#151466 Report
Member since: May 27th 2002
Posts: 1028
It was the kid back in the middle ages who kept getting picked on by all the other squiers. So he became a knight and made up the mace to bash the living **** out of foot soldiers as he charged through on his massive horse. That's what I read anyway.
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May 26th 2004#151472 Report
Member since: Apr 20th 2002
Posts: 3000
The spike will help it penetrate the armor; the 100-pound ball would leave a nice dent. ;)
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May 26th 2004#151474 Report
Member since: Aug 25th 2001
Posts: 1619
I'm going to have to go with random on this one... Even without listening to anyone else. I know where he read/heard it too. "Chicken Soup for the Squire's Soul"
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May 26th 2004#151483 Report
Member since: Jun 3rd 2003
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gary larson had a very funny Far Side comic where you see a viking iwth a big mace in his hands, going, "Smashing things with a mace is great. You just need an excuse to hit something with it." and as he's saying this, you see a guy walking in blowing a big bubble out of chewing gum
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May 26th 2004#151507 Report
Member since: Apr 15th 2002
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[QUOTE=supahsekzy]... That 100 pound steel ball just isn't dangerous enough." And so he added spikes. Gruesomely Delicious![/QUOTE]

.. also, he added the floral engravings - i'm sure he was a harmless gentleman
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