cop trouble

i'll just post the convo I had with tom, rather than type it all out...

supahsekzy: so this is the deal right
supahsekzy: ok here's the shiz
supahsekzy: i didnt even know about this
supahsekzy: i was at this annual Filipino festival at my town
supahsekzy: celebratin m'pride right lol
supahsekzy: i hadn't even been there 5 minutes
supahsekzy: you there?
thaynes13: yea
thaynes13: Im listening
supahsekzy: arright lol
supahsekzy: so this is what happens
thaynes13: you were at the gay pride parade
thaynes13: and something happened
supahsekzy: exactly
thaynes13: go on
supahsekzy: so i'm ****ing this gay guy right
supahsekzy: and not even 5 mintues into being in the festival my friend Derek calls
supahsekzy: and he says yo man
supahsekzy: I'm doing this school project right
supahsekzy: and one of the guys anthony wouldnt be able to make it and he had the camera
supahsekzy: so they were one man and one camera short
supahsekzy: it would be a filming project
supahsekzy: so he's all
thaynes13: I can see where this is going...
thaynes13: filming gay porn
supahsekzy: yo man I need you to help me out iwth this project right
supahsekzy: Right
thaynes13: I really dont want to hear about it pat
supahsekzy: it was for gay porn class
supahsekzy: anyway
supahsekzy: so i say that's fine
thaynes13: gay porn class 101
supahsekzy: i go over to his house right
supahsekzy: he said aight
supahsekzy: let's get in the car
supahsekzy: i said hode up, ****er. What are you planning to do?
thaynes13: I was surprised there werent any questions about gay porn on the SAT
supahsekzy: i thought we were gonna be doing some **** at his house
supahsekzy: turns out no
supahsekzy: we had to drive away
supahsekzy: went to a friend Bob's house, to pick up some ****
supahsekzy: his camera
supahsekzy: and ****
supahsekzy: okay
supahsekzy: after an ordeal there
supahsekzy: losing keys, getting the camera
supahsekzy: finally we get bob and ****
supahsekzy: go to the place we're doing this
supahsekzy: and we open up the cars and ****
supahsekzy: on the way i was told what was going on
supahsekzy: we were gonna film a reenactment of a battle
supahsekzy: a WWII battle
supahsekzy: and so we were ognna do a thing with paintballs
thaynes13: heh
supahsekzy: and let me tell you man
supahsekzy: when I said they have paintball guns
supahsekzy: they have paintball guns.
supahsekzy: I **** you not
supahsekzy: they were loaded
supahsekzy: one guy had a ****in paintball rifle
supahsekzy: 3 of the guys dressed in camo outfits
supahsekzy: they had face paint and everything
supahsekzy: from afar they looked like damn marines
supahsekzy: or some ****
supahsekzy: they had everything
supahsekzy: so we're down in this creek
supahsekzy: filming it or whatever
supahsekzy: after a little while
supahsekzy: a guy says
supahsekzy: hey you
supahsekzy: dont go anywhere
supahsekzy: i called the cops
supahsekzy: we dashed out of there
supahsekzy: except for 3 people
supahsekzy: 1. Amanda. She stayed behind, and unbeknownst to us, talked to the guy and placated him. She's a certified EMT so she showed him that card, and that made things better.
supahsekzy: 2. Brian and this kid I never met before, Sticks. They calmly went the other direction to their cars. they were able to drive off without any trouble.
supahsekzy: The rest of us dashed out of there
supahsekzy: we ran round the corner
supahsekzy: they took off the camo and everything
supahsekzy: took the paintball guns
supahsekzy: put them there on the sidewalk and went back
supahsekzy: I stayed there around the corner with Bob to watch the ****.
thaynes13: so the cops came?
supahsekzy: well yeah
supahsekzy: first they got those three guys
supahsekzy: i mean
supahsekzy: lol
supahsekzy: more like those 5 or 6 guys
supahsekzy: they checked the cars and everything
supahsekzy: they had some of the paintball guns i think they had 1 that was not stashed with bob and i
supahsekzy: also they found in my backpack these two pellet guns that I had
supahsekzy: that look exactly like real guns
supahsekzy: unless you were real up close
thaynes13: lmao
supahsekzy: took those too
thaynes13: that sucks
supahsekzy: i brought em but we never used em
thaynes13: are the illegal?
supahsekzy: well I believe they are in this state but the cops didnt know that
thaynes13: then whyd they take them?
supahsekzy: i got em back in the end
supahsekzy: why? CAUSE THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE REAL GUNS lol
thaynes13: ok ok
supahsekzy: in the US, all fake guns like dart guns and ****
supahsekzy: they're supposed to be marked
thaynes13: these arent
thaynes13: ok
supahsekzy: the end of the chamber is supposed to be like orange
supahsekzy: so it's easily seen to be fake
thaynes13: right
supahsekzy: like ther'es supposed to be an orange ring
supahsekzy: but these didnt
thaynes13: well it sounds like an eventful day
supahsekzy: they're not even american made
supahsekzy: yeah and it's not done lol
supahsekzy: so they are rounded up by the cops
thaynes13: ok go ahead
supahsekzy: me and bob are still round the corner
supahsekzy: yeah k so anyway
supahsekzy: I am getting nervous
supahsekzy: this is the first time i've gotten in trouble with the cops like this
supahsekzy: bob not so lol
thaynes13: heh
supahsekzy: he has had to run from cops on several occasions
thaynes13: tough guy, huh?
supahsekzy: not really
supahsekzy: just an idiot :-)
thaynes13: right
supahsekzy: but he smokes pot and the like
supahsekzy: there was a funny story, ont he last project, Bob and Derek had to run from the cops too
supahsekzy: because they accidentally set a small wooden bridge on fire
supahsekzy: in the middle of the woods
supahsekzy: lol
thaynes13: thats great
thaynes13: and they hand this stuff in?
supahsekzy: lol
supahsekzy: i think they tried too
supahsekzy: they made a small potato bomb
thaynes13: hey you didnt get any of this cops stuff on tape, did you?
supahsekzy: with combustable fluid
supahsekzy: nah lol
supahsekzy: just the part where the guy's like
supahsekzy: i called the cops!
supahsekzy: Oh **** Run!~
supahsekzy: haha
supahsekzy: anyway
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thaynes13: is amanda hot?
thaynes13: not that you care, mr gay pride
supahsekzy: yeah she's pretty hot
supahsekzy: i talked to bob and he's all like Her titties are unproportionally big to her body
supahsekzy: haha but that doesn't bother me a bit
supahsekzy wants to directly connect.
supahsekzy: just so i dont flood again
supahsekzy: biatch!
supahsekzy: so yeah anyway here's hwat happened
supahsekzy: i was getting all nervous and **** right
supahsekzy: the guns were there on the sidewalk
supahsekzy: covered by the camo
thaynes13 is now directly connected.
supahsekzy: so i said dude come on let's move it
supahsekzy: there's a small grassy alleyway connecting this road and the road the cops are circling right?
supahsekzy: but the grass is kind of tall
supahsekzy: so bob and I, like I said, start moving the **** into that grass
supahsekzy: welp that's how we got caught.
supahsekzy: Just as we finished
supahsekzy: the cop car pulls up next to us and says
supahsekzy: let's go guys
thaynes13: owie
supahsekzy: yeah
supahsekzy: we get frisked

supahsekzy: I'm amazed cause bob got frisked and the cop turned up nothign
supahsekzy: surprising cause he had a pot pipe in his pocket
thaynes13: thats not what theyre looking for
supahsekzy: doesn't matter
supahsekzy: it's still illegal
supahsekzy: they had right to frisk us
supahsekzy: and anything that gets turned up in a legal search can be used against you
supahsekzy: they asked
thaynes13: I know
supahsekzy: are you in possession of any weapons etc
supahsekzy: but anyway
supahsekzy: they thought it was his cellphone
supahsekzy: incredible
supahsekzy: after the frisking, bob disposed of the pipe
supahsekzy: but anyway
thaynes13: yeah or a magic marker or something
supahsekzy: we got brought down
supahsekzy: got a talkin to
thaynes13: grounded?
supahsekzy: how it was stupid, the cops could ahve thought we were some sort of terrorist and could have shot us
supahsekzy: and it's true
supahsekzy: 3 of the guys had ****in camo on
supahsekzy: they could have been anyone
thaynes13: wow
thaynes13: scary
supahsekzy: i know
thaynes13: camo and guns
supahsekzy: So they take down our names and numbers
supahsekzy: they didnt even call our parents
thaynes13: lucky
supahsekzy: just took us to the house of the kid who lived closest
supahsekzy: that was Louis
supahsekzy: so we got taken to louis's house
supahsekzy: and whatever
supahsekzy: afterwards we drove home and ****
supahsekzy: the ****ed up thing is that I didnt even know what the **** was going on until we were almost there
supahsekzy: wasn't even my project
supahsekzy: or Bob's
supahsekzy: we were just extras
supahsekzy: saving someone else's ass
supahsekzy: and they pulled me out of my festival to see that **** ;P
supahsekzy: oh well
supahsekzy: nothing on the record so i dont mind
supahsekzy: My mom isn't pissed at me, she's pissed at derek lol



Well, that's it. Fun day


Oh, and an afterthought with another of my friends...

Bucs251: **** the police
Bucs251: lol i heard
Bucs251: how was the back of the 50 car
supahsekzy: Tight
supahsekzy: like yer mom




:P

Do you have a job? If not - I think it's something you should consider. :P

ok i read the start.....all about gay porn. wtf?

... The gay porn was a joke, foo.

and a job ? i'm high school and lazy ;P

Pot pipes are not necessarily illegal. You can smoke tobacco with them too.

I don't know why I read that, I guess it was a good story.

you should have taken out all my stupid interjections ... it is a good story if it isnt constantly interrupted by my childish comments. :P

Pot pipes are not necessarily illegal. You can smoke tobacco with them too.

Tobacco is illegal for minors. ...

Posession of drug paraphenalia (Pipes, Syringes, Hookah's, Bongs, rolling papers, etc.) because it can be argues that they were used for some purpose other than what they are meant for. Therefore, you cannot be prosecuted for simply having them. Unfortunately though, it's pretty senseless to just carry these things around, which means that they're typically accompanied by something to use with them. That's where most people get caught. Also though, if you have a prior posession conviction, most offenders are typically court ordered, as a condition of parole, not to posess drug paraphenalia. Typically though, if the show COPS is any indicator, they almost always do.

It varies state to state but if it is illegal for stores to sell paraphenalia, then it is illegal for you to posses it. Now I think it's a load of dog doo doo, one of the reasons I think Canada is so cool =)

Haha! My friend had the pipe but didnt have any pot at the time.





(the insides of the pipe kinda smelled of it though)