Photoshop is like an ex girlfriend. AI hates my guts.

I might be the only one on the planet getting emotional with the Adobe suite, but please allow me a rant...

At times, it feels like Illustrator hates me. But sometimes she will give me sweet rewards, though.

Photoshop is like an old ex girlfriend. And old love, which will never leave my heart. And that goes for her too. She really loves me.

She knows me and my abilites and is always willing to show her best sides - even when I do something stupid, she is forgiving. I know her weak spots and never have a problem getting to depths, even on a one night stand. She is always willing to explore my full potential.

But we are not married. I know there are issues I will never fully comprehend. Therefore she is like an ex.

Illustrator, on the other hand, is like my Latin lover.

The temperamental one, who was abused in version 3.5. I know all the techniques, but its never really enough. It wouldnt have been so bad, had it not been for her fierce temperament! And I do get pseudo penis envy, when I see her dating her other lovers oh-so-happily. We will never experience simultaneous orgasms, for sure!

I prefer Photoshop any day. I never get out anymore... :rolleyes:

/seb

...you've got issues. Call my secretary and schedule an appointment.

;)

Dude. What the heck? I'm glad you like Photoshop...but keep the really personal stuff to yourself... :P Welcome to the boards, seb.

I'm not really sure what to be thinking. I'll keep my comment to myself.

I share your sentiments - call me on 000 666 ;)

Other people use Porno mags, you use photoshop.

Whatever works for you man :D

hehe that was a bit different first post at a new forum :P
But it's better than the normal question, how do I make CooL 3d TreNdwh00re sTufF? :P
Welcome aboard and I hope you enjoy yourself.

*hugs the monitor a bit...*
yup cold as my ex.

Im not sure what to make of all this.....but i agree AI is kinda bitchy. Maybe someone needs to vector a tampon er something (or midol lol. what? its a strange thread...this comment fits perfectly. /me is also thankful for the lack of women on this board (well this time anyway) )


Oh....and uh welcome! lol

Hey nice Intro -
Photoshop Lover

welcome aboard

heathrowe

[QUOTE=3jorn]
*hugs the monitor a bit...*
yup cold as my ex.[/QUOTE]

haha... one of the best quotes i have ever seen here

by the way... welcome