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Weapons Found at Kennedy Airport |
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Feb 24th 2004 | #143362 Report |
Member since: Mar 18th 2001 Posts: 1452 |
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult", Ashcroft said, "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line." President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex." Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks. |
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Feb 24th 2004 | #143363 Report |
Member since: Sep 29th 2003 Posts: 1496 |
lol, this is pretty old, but I love it.
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Feb 24th 2004 | #143373 Report |
Member since: May 13th 2003 Posts: 644 |
lol thats a good one man. You know they make all this fuss and make it so complicated to fly these days here in NY. Meanwhile All they want is to instill fear in us. We arent any safer now that we were back then. Its a shame but its true.
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Feb 24th 2004 | #143384 Report |
Member since: Dec 18th 2001 Posts: 411 |
hehehe.. gets a bit boring towards end but still fun :P
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Feb 25th 2004 | #143502 Report |
Member since: Dec 9th 2003 Posts: 180 |
[QUOTE=dreamdesign]lol thats a good one man. You know they make all this fuss and make it so complicated to fly these days here in NY. Meanwhile All they want is to instill fear in us. We arent any safer now that we were back then. Its a shame but its true.[/QUOTE] wow....one that's immune to US media's hypno tactics.....? good on ya', mate for walking with both eyes open. |
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