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What if Microsoft built cars? |
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Feb 3rd 2004 | #140610 Report |
Member since: Aug 12th 2002 Posts: 1693 |
What if Microsoft built cars? - Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. - Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. - Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too. - You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car95" ir "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats. - Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twise as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads. - The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. - The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light. - New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. - The airbag system would say "are you sure?" before going off. - If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened. ... so maybe we should be glad that they don't build cars... Now to something completely different. Do you have a gf/wife that's always mad at you and you can't figure out why? The secret thing is there are secret points that we don't know about: Simple Duties: You make the bed ...+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows ...0 You throw the bedspreads over rumpled sheets... -1 You leave the toilet seat up ... -5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empy ... 0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex ...-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom ...-2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings ...+5 In the snow ...+8 But return with beer ...-5 Social engagements You stay by her side the entire party ...0 You stay by her side a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.. -2 Named tiffany ...-4 Tiffany is a dancer ...-6 Tiffany has implants ...-8 Her birthday You take her out to dinner ...0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ...+1 Okey, it's a sports bar ...-2 And it's eat all you can night ...-3 it's a sports bar and it's eat all you can night and your face is painted with the colors of your favorite team ...-10 A night out You take her to a movie ...+2 You take her to a movie she likes ...+4 You take her to a movie you hate ...+6 you take her to a movie you like ... -2 It's called DeathCop 3 ... -3 Which features cyborgs that eat humans ...-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans ...-15 Your physique You develop a noticeable potbelly ...-15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it +10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts ...-30 You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too" ... -800 The big question She asks, "Do I look fat?" You hesitate in responding ...-10 You reply, "where?" ...-35 Any other response ...-20 Communication When she wants to talk about a problem You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression ...0 You listen for over 30 minutes ...+5 You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV ...+100 She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. -200 :P |
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Feb 3rd 2004 | #140611 Report |
Member since: Mar 24th 2002 Posts: 3114 |
hahaha, the points ones are gold. :D
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Feb 3rd 2004 | #140614 Report |
Member since: Feb 17th 2003 Posts: 2450 |
haha - I have the solution to all those points/things - anything she says or asks...you just look into her eyes with a really dumb look and say: "Honey, I love you!" ...if you practice enough you can work your way out of anything...but it has to look good |
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Feb 3rd 2004 | #140622 Report |
Member since: Apr 15th 2002 Posts: 1130 |
rofl.. i loved the point system .. haha .. printed it :D (no you didn't!) |
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Feb 3rd 2004 | #140629 Report |
Member since: May 7th 2003 Posts: 559 |
*chomps on an apple* hmmm interrrrresting... :P |
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Feb 4th 2004 | #140646 Report |
Member since: Sep 29th 2003 Posts: 1496 |
Haha... those points are awesome.
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Feb 4th 2004 | #140652 Report |
Member since: Nov 14th 2001 Posts: 1297 |
If Microsoft made cars.... Hmmmm.... simple. I'd drive a truck. |
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Feb 6th 2004 | #141052 Report |
Member since: Sep 6th 2001 Posts: 3893 |
lol... those are great... I really like the points system, and im guessing it probably holds true in most cases :p
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