Someone just sent me this:

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you but
what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.

For example:

1. Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see
right through them.

2. Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated.

4. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain
water.

5. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part.

6. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

9. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10. Remote Control -- Female .. . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


I just had to post it...

Mara :P

rofl !!

more !! ... i love theese male vs. female "jokes" ... unless it's written by a female of course ;)

haha love those...I like remotes

I sent a reply that I loved the email and he sent me another email with more fun stuff. You wanted more, here it is:

Life Philosophies

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

2. When I was young, we used to go "skinny dipping" Now I just chunky dunk."

3. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over.

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

6. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

7. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

8. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in the same courtroom?

Mara :P

2. When I was young, we used to go "skinny dipping" Now I just chunky dunk."

Ha! That one's my favorites!

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3. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over.

Mara :P[/QUOTE]

Ha! I've got an immature little t-shirt that says "I wish I could CTRL-ALT-DEL you."

Great thread... funny indeed.

That chunky dunk was the first time I've actually laughed out loud at something on a forum in a good long while. I hereby present you with my rare "lol" award.