Golfing

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

I don't remember much after that."

I sorta get it. No, not really.

The wife thought he was talking about the cow's ass looking like hers, even though he was talking about the golf ball. DUH

haha! thats great :D

Oh! Yeah, I got it now.

hehe! Thats a good one... im going to have to tell that one to my grandparents, they are pretty big into golfing, and it something that I could see my grandpa saying :P

Random's a little slow... you gotta excuse him. :p

Pretty funny... I like that one. :D

Haha! Thanks MBB, now I've got a decent joke to tell at work next week.

he he - the wife just asked me what im laughting at...

good one
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