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Dec 6th 2003 | #132018 Report |
Member since: Jul 10th 2002 Posts: 1706 |
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while inpossession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y," and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns," we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. Therefore, I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistic bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, Read my ellipse._ Here is one principle he is uncertainty of -- though they continue to multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks. |
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132023 Report |
Member since: May 1st 2002 Posts: 3034 |
haha terry, you need help :P
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132026 Report |
Member since: Aug 29th 2003 Posts: 97 |
lol... somebody's bored :D I never really paid much attention in school, especially not in math, so I wouldn't know if this is funny or not. ...and when I figure out how to change my title, it'll be Team Dumbass. |
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132028 Report |
Member since: Sep 29th 2003 Posts: 1496 |
That is friggin funny, nice. :p
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132031 Report |
Member since: Jun 20th 2003 Posts: 1203 |
Boo math. "I never let schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain |
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132035 Report |
Member since: Jul 10th 2002 Posts: 1706 |
Numbers are the universal language though, so they are good to know.
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132051 Report |
Member since: Sep 16th 2002 Posts: 1876 |
Wow. That's pretty clever. Great job (if it's you that wrote it). :D
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Dec 6th 2003 | #132054 Report |
Member since: Mar 24th 2003 Posts: 586 |
That is way cool...two thumbs up!
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