My guide to a "cool" website.

Haha, nice job Jestor. A lot of that crap is true, and even if you have seen my Photoshop work, I am considered PS Master around most of the people I know. :p

Fix up that checkerboard site of yours Jester.

Originally posted by Telemakhos
Fix up that checkerboard site of yours Jester.

Yeah. I will... this coming christmas break when I have time I'll get rid of both of those "layouts"... and make something actually worthwhile. I made the checkerboard thing just to practice the pop up script that I got.

Ok, now, I also hope that you guys realize that that writing is meant as a joke... a parody.

Whew.

phew.. sorry, didnt realize that o_Oa

I was pretty offended... asshole.

i think all of my designs classify as cool.....

:( im so lonesome i could cry

but dont worry!!! : "being cool is EVERYTHING .... dont let anyone tell you different;))"

and ys that was me who made the quote

The shake-down of (mcpx):

1. I picked one color.
2. Does porn count?
3. My picture has a bodega, its not some yuppie corner store crap like yours.
4. Oh oh oh! What's cooler than a meaningless 4-letter arrangement of random consonant letters!?
5. Frames kill sperm, and I like my little mo0mo0's lively and jumpy, ready to attack that eggy.
6. I talk about polar bears and how it relates to the price of tea in China, am I a blogger yet?
7. Yeaaah, I have a shoutbox! My code too! Woo woo! I gain +2 skill points!
8. Trendy font ... I only have ... Georgia and Arial ... those are trendy, Mr. Windows says so!
9. I have no real sections and lots of tangental links (i.e. my personal wallpaper plug).
10. Hmm ... I'm not allowed to put my personal life on my website because my host explicitly says "No sexual content."
11. I still have me old Photoshop 5.5 that my mom ordered from JourneyEd, and the old Painter too! The one that comes in a paint can! Wooo!! I'm not cool enough, however, to own Paint Shop Pro...

Originally posted by !mo0chan!
10. Hmm ... I'm not allowed to put my personal life on my website because my host explicitly says "No sexual content."

hehe