Feeling fine lately

I guess this is in answer to Mikeydudes thread,
But, um...I for one am fine.
I mean, I'm not overtly ill, or anything. From time to time, I feel somewhat, well, 'blah' for lack of a better term. But hey, that's college.

More or less though, I feel fine.

All that aside, I'm probably so giddy because I might be actually getting a job as a bouncer!

("What? One of us on the forum is enough of a jock to be a bouncer?)

YES

And that man is me. I explained this to supahsekzy once on IM, I think.

I'm the most intimidating nerd that I've ever seen.

This would seriously be my dream job (for the time being at least)

And how could it not be? Hot girls, SICK DJ's, and me, in black, with my newly shaved head, arms folded, looking badass in a corner, ready to beat some foo's ass for getting too rowdy in MY club.

So...Wish me luck. I'll know by friday.

I feel pretty good now too, after i got over my sniffles.

hahah awesome man! def. good luck. After being told all my life I should be a bouncer (or cop, or army...the list goes on) i know that "badass in the corner" feeling lol.

I feel.....ok, I won't ruin the thread, I promise.

WOOO!

BADASSES!

The above notwithstanding, I was bigger than all of their bouncers. Also, if I'm not going to be working there as a bouncer, I'll be there as a dishwasher in the kitchen, but at least my foot will be in the door for bouncing whenever they need someone. Also, I know the owner, and several employees, and again, there is the whole badass factor, what with the shaved head and all.

Just to give you an idea, I'm about 6'1", and weigh about 290lbs+, and once again, shaved head and black clothing. Did I mention I'm only 18?

Also, I just got a BADASS leather jacket, to top off the whole badass ensemble.

I don't think badasses use the word ensemble though.

Besides me getting a job at this club, I'm applying as a security guard at some of my local malls. Thus, that's right kids, I'm going to be a badass in UNIFORM. That'll show those punks.

hahah I can start a club now! Your like my younger twin:

6' 1", 275lbs, slightly shaved head (shaved on the sides...flat top up above (...basically army style) and im 21...and i like donuts (it goes with the whole cop vibe lol ).

Anyone else wanna join this odd club? lol

anyone in love with the word badass lately? :p

The word badass is badass.

Like me and Rodder

Hahaha, yeah I think I'll join the club. 6 foot 1 and tons of fun! Built like a tank yet hard to hit. More of a mob type though. Not a bouncer, but a bar room brawler at times.

But yeah, that feeling of walking around, staring life square in the eyes and everyone looking away from you. Hahahaha, then I come home to rescue the princess from the evil frog people with my nieces...they ain't scared of me for nothin'.

*turns around, makes sure no one caught that last sentence, puts on dark shades and walks out of the room*

Then screams, "Whatcha lookin' at?"

I got a beerpot belly- does that count? can I join?...uhh guess not - I do have a shaved head but I'm more the type bouncers bounce haha - if we meet don't hurt me guys