venting.

Ok. I dunno if any of you hate when you call a place and all you get is a machine that asks you to press 1 or press 2 or press 3 or just wait, but I do. And right now, I'm having the most RETARDED time with one of them.

So, I lost my social security card a while back and didn't realize it. So now, I'm trying to get a new one. I've never had to do this before so I really don't know what to bring to the Social Security office.

Anyway, I call them hoping to ask the simple question, WHAT DO I NEED TO BRING TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE IF I'VE LOST MY CARD AND NEED A NEW ONE? Simple, right? HELL NO. It's frikkin mission impossible.

Oh yeah ... on with the story ...

I call them, it rings a few times, then I hear a ladies voice ... and ... and ... it sounds like a frikkin machine! Great. I get to listen and press numbers for a while in hopes that in a half an hour or so of busting my fingers on the phone, I'll get some form of answer to my question.

Blah blah blah, I keep doing this until finally ... it's the end of the recording and there's nothing else I can do. GREAT! JUST FRIKKIN GREAT! You know ... I seriously don't understand why someone couldn't just pick up the phone! Lazy bastards.

After I hung up and thought to myself for a while, I remembered that the stupid machine had mentioned a web site to go to so you could fill out an application for if you change your name or want a new social security number. So, I try calling back.

Busy.

Busy.

Busy.

Busy again.

For an HOUR this line is frikkin busy. WHO ON EARTH ARE THEY TALKING TO? They don't pick up the phone so I don't see why it would be busy for more than an hour. Those jerks. I wish that office wasn't so far away. Then I could just drive up there, ask my question, then leave and come back. BUT NO. Everything has to be complicated.

Now. It's kinda funny. Because all of this has lead me to one thing. Well two if you want to count being pissed off beyond anything.

The reason this world has suicide bombers, is because of that STUPID LADY WHO SAYS "We're sorry, this line is busy, if you would like to be called when the line is free, press 1."






I guess you could say this is funny. It is. But it still pissed me off.

WHO ON EARTH ARE THEY TALKING TO? They don't pick up the phone so I don't see why it would be busy for more than an hour.

HAHA thats the funniest statement ive read in a while!

"if you would like to shove your fist through the phone and punch me in the mouth..press 3"

LOL @ Rodder...

O2, still being pissed off at somwthing, are you ? As much as I agree with what your saying, I'm beginning to worry 'bout you. I mean bloodpressure and stuff combined with that anger you feel ;) Don't go getting a stroke on us here...

Well I guess we just need to tie some kerosene rags to your ankles...

...To keep the piss ants off your candy ass.

:P

... I'm guessing some of you didn't quite get the punchline. Heh. It's okay ... it wasn't that funny anyway.