After 1,5 year...

...am I allowed to run again. Been to my physiotherapist today for 2,5 hours and she was mean. But the short story is that after operating a Achilles' tendon that was ripped off, and one ripped off tendon in my knee (damn it's hard to explain tendons in english...) I finally get to run again. I have never liked running at all, but today I got to run for 15 minutes on a indoor kinda running thing, and man...

I actually liked it, I luved it, I masturbated whilst running, and that my friends was a nice feeling...not masturbating, but the happiness from running. Now I get what those running fanatics talk about...I have to run on that indoor rinning thing for a cupla weeks now, but then I get to run outdoors, and I just say...

Watch out women...

I masturbated whilst running

Im not sure whats going on.....but just be aware of gravity, psychics and Newton's Three Laws of Motion. Yeah....thats not sweat!!!

(also it has occured to me that...that kinda thing could make a runner slip and fall. Just be careful of the ppl running around you)

Lol! I was actually ROFLMAO! :D

Too much info there buddy!Gees how the hell can you do that? (rhetorical question)

"To much love will kill you..." - Brian May, Queen.

He also masturbated whilst running. He wrote a song about it, hehe...He became the infamous serialkiller (never caught, tho) The Runsplatter. He had more plp done than Al Capone in his days.

But take my word for it:

If you don't want your life any messier, don't do it in headwind...

You guys don't masturbate while running? :confused:
*joins Pman to a orgie of mastu-running™*

rofl @ ™ is that going to be a new trend?? x)

*mastu-runs along*

ROFL @ this thread.

Just what I needed, a good laugh. Masturbating while cycling is even err... harder. ;) You have a chance of ending up with your penis between the handlebar and your knees. Yes.

Gives a whole new meening to OG, Orgasmic Games, don' it ?

Just imagen, polevault or as it's called nowadays: Pole Jump for women.
High, long, triple and multiple orgasmjump.
and so on...

Geez, I'm so disgusting, aren't I ? Better go home and sleep a few hours, hehe

OK, The most difficult athletic achievment would without a doubt be to climb a mountain whilst masturbating, I think. That would be something for sore eyes...

Reporter: And why didn't you make it to the top this time either ?
Climber: Man, have you eva' tried to climb a mountain with just one hand and the other one grippin' snotlike white snow ?

this surely is getting out of hand..

but just what i need on such a boring day at work