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Mar 10th 2003#94709 Report
.02
Member since: Dec 13th 2002
Posts: 904
You know, it's scarey as hell when your girl farts more than you. And you know girl farts always smell worse than male farts. I don't know why, but they do. And what's worse, is they have TWO KINDS of farts. You know? One is fine ... but TWO? That's end of the world type sh*t right there, man. Man ... sometimes, life is the wierdest thing..












had to let that out. sorry.
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Mar 10th 2003#94712 Report
Malevolent_Jester
Member since: Sep 16th 2002
Posts: 1876
Apparently she had to let it out also...
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Mar 10th 2003#94713 Report
.02
Member since: Dec 13th 2002
Posts: 904
She did more than let it out. It seems she only needs to fart when my head is near her butt ...
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Mar 10th 2003#94714 Report
duo flip
Member since: Dec 13th 2001
Posts: 1008
let of a big ol' german aye .02? :p
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Mar 10th 2003#94715 Report
.02
Member since: Dec 13th 2002
Posts: 904
kinda. it was more of a bass-fart.
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Mar 10th 2003#94769 Report
Malevolent_Jester
Member since: Sep 16th 2002
Posts: 1876
Maybe it's her fetish...or something.
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Mar 10th 2003#94786 Report
cybling
Member since: Aug 9th 2001
Posts: 2333
what are you talking about? women don't fart..
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Mar 11th 2003#94797 Report
Delisk
Member since: Aug 10th 2001
Posts: 793
Man... did you really needed to share this with us?

Just curius, does your girlfriend know you share this with us?
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Mar 11th 2003#94800 Report
*NL*
Member since: Apr 5th 2001
Posts: 2544
/me agrees with cybling... WOMEN don't fart
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Mar 11th 2003#94802 Report
mihai
Member since: Feb 17th 2003
Posts: 2450
women DO fart - they have the same metabolism - the same type of intestinal microbes - the same way to get rid of magnesium -
but they do fart a lot less than men - you know why?

Women don't keep their mouths shut long enough for pressure to accumulate...

[sick joke - if my lifecompanion would see me typing that she would have my nuts for lunch... - in the BAD sense too]
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