dear abby...

Dear Abby,

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only
very attractive but really great and understanding.
She is putting the entire wedding together and invited
me to her place to go over the invitation list because
it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to
be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she
floored me. She said that in a month I would be a
married man and that before that happened, she wanted
to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked
to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where
the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there
for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed
straight out the front door... There, leaning against
my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was
smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure
I was a good kid and would be true to their little
girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on
passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did,
and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and
insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole
thing to myself including the fact that the reason I
was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

damn weirdos

Originally posted by redeye
damn weirdos

i wasn't posting a draft...
i found that elsewhere on the internet.

I receive a Malay version of that quite sometime ago

Originally posted by Amenranozira


i wasn't posting a draft...
i found that elsewhere on the internet.

yea i know i was referring to the people in the letter

lol... its a bit disturbing, that the guy actually had to think about it, its like having sex with your mom for christ sake.... but i guess it was a pretty good test... :p