Hunting without guns seminar!

I got myself a 6 point buck this morning, all you hunter types!!! Did I use a rifle? Did I use a bow and arrow? NO! And I will teach YOU the same techniques, now used throughout the midwest and other parts of the country!

What's the cost for this seminar? Well, nothing I say...










unless you consider the $100 comprehensive deductible on your auto insurance as a class fee.

I know how!

1. Use tranq. darts.
2. Trap it.
3. Sneak up to it and break it's neck.
4. Use a car and hit it, preferably a large truck would do the trick.
5. Ninja-style, speaks for itself doesn't it. ;)
6. Flirt with it and once it's in your hotel room and vulnerable, render it unconscious by smothering it with your hairy legs.

[Edit] After reading it again, I understand how you did it. Hope your front bumper is okay. ;)

You could also keep msz's head covered with a paper bag then rip it off when he's close to it. The animal would screech in pain and faint.

i got myself a 7 point Peen lastnight, i think im gonna mounts its ugly head over the pooper.

I feel for you Dan. I think I'm the only person in my family that has not yet hit a deer in my life *knock on wood*. I know people that have hit 10+ their entire lives. I've been behind numerous cars, trucks, and semi-trucks that have taken a deer out.

personally, i think a slingshot would do the trick. :D