new gfx card for pr0n!

apparently nVIDIA is coming out with a card targetting the porno watchers:
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=119

LMAO!! :D

Specs:

256MB RAM, TV in/out
AGP/4x
64-bit Fleshtones
XXX-buffer
69-Pass Anti-aliasing
WankPauseTM Decoding provides crystal-clear still frames on most DVDs
100x Zoom
Auto-centering for genital regions
De-uglifierTM eliminates the nasties!
Touch-UP® technology removes unsightly birthmarks
Not-My-Eyes! filtering prevents accidentally viewing of gay porn
Implant Mode provides bigger breasts and longer male genitalia.

lol....GeSpot5. These guys crack me up..

Next thing you know, computer stores worldwide are full of high terestherone(s/p?), suddenly the internet is sooo sooo slow and there are no male human being to be seen on the streets for weeks... :D

Originally posted by sidez
Next thing you know, computer stores worldwide are full of high terestherone(s/p?), suddenly the internet is sooo sooo slow and there are no male human being to be seen on the streets for weeks... :D

haha, these things will be selling faster than pokemon

You realize the Daily Bull is an online tabloid? :p Oh...my friend said,"According the National Enquirer, Iraq has a secret nuclear submarine in Lake Michigan."

Ofcourse we know..LOL.. Have you heard of sarcasm ? :p

Originally posted by Alpha2Cookie
You realize the Daily Bull is an online tabloid? :p Oh...my friend said,"According the National Enquirer, Iraq has a secret nuclear submarine in Lake Michigan."

online tabloid? what's this? i think you are confused b/c u see the word "bull". but it's obviously short for the Samoan word "Bulloffasofa" which means in-depth (in this case in-depth coverage of the truth - which is what we need on the internet, since it's so hard to tell lies from the truth). and thus, we are given the final product - late-breaking, top-knotch coverage of modern hardware breakthroughs and much more. and trust me, you never realize how important the new geSPOT5 features are until u see aria giovanni as though she were living in your monitor.

Ah.. Not this again

The Spelling police has arrived:

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