Jokes'r'us!!

hehe, didn't post this in website showcase, because the design sucks, and isn't the point..

I'm learning PHP, and wanted to make some silly stuff with writing onto the server..

But, anywho, go post jokes friends!!! :D

http://rcdracing.com/jokesrus/index.php <----

Is 8 enough? :D

8 ill-humored, sexist, racist jokes....someone may be horribly offended.

Cookie's mamma.

I posted one but the ending got cut off. Sorry about that.

lol, I thought it was a bit dry..... :p
What's the end of it? I can edit it.

What the? I just tried posting a joke, but I ended up posting an error page. Screw that stupid site until somebody fixes it to not mess up. I hate it all! I hate all of you! You all suck!

Here's the whole thing...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".

youve got some sick jokes cookie.